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How to Give a Good Noogie 2022

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Giving (and inevitably receiving) a good noogie is a time-honored rite of passage for many during adolescence. A well-executed noogie on an unsuspecting friend is sure to elicit a vigorous response that will be remembered for a long time.

Steps

1Identify a good friend as the target for your noogie. Ideally, they have done something to you to deserve this dubious show of friendship.

2Wait for an opportune time to unleash the noogie. The target should be docile, and unsuspecting of any tomfoolery.

3Approach from either side, and using your forearm and bicep, swiftly put your target into a headlock, bringing his/her head tightly against your own ribs.

4With your free hand, form a fist and immediately start rubbing your knuckles across your victim's scalp. This should be done firmly and rapidly, and without excessive striking. Remember, firmly, but not excessively - the goal is not to create a long-lasting bruise.

5Continue rubbing your knuckles into their scalp as long as you can hold onto your victim, or until you feel they have taken enough punishment.